Because TSA should know you're carrying baggage… and a reputation.
Add a splash of sass (and just a hint of scandal) to your suitcase with this bold, booty-forward luggage tag. Crafted from durable, glossy plastic, it’s made to survive airport chaos, vacation hookups, and that one suspicious glance from the customs agent. Featuring a flirty silhouette and our infamous quote — “I bottom only for customs… and maybe that one bartender in Mykonos” — this tag is the perfect travel companion for those who fly loud, live proud, and never check their personality at the gate.
Whether you’re island-hopping, cruise-dancing, or just trying to make baggage claim a little less basic, this double-sided tag ensures your gear gets noticed (and maybe even frisked).
Because TSA should know you're carrying baggage… and a reputation.
Add a splash of sass (and just a hint of scandal) to your suitcase with this bold, booty-forward luggage tag. Crafted from durable, glossy plastic, it’s made to survive airport chaos, vacation hookups, and that one suspicious glance from the customs agent. Featuring a flirty silhouette and our infamous quote — “I bottom only for customs… and maybe that one bartender in Mykonos” — this tag is the perfect travel companion for those who fly loud, live proud, and never check their personality at the gate.
Whether you’re island-hopping, cruise-dancing, or just trying to make baggage claim a little less basic, this double-sided tag ensures your gear gets noticed (and maybe even frisked).
