Cruising With Sass: The No-Holds-Barred Guide to LGBTQ+ Life on the High Seas
So you’ve booked the cruise. The outfits are laid out, the jockstraps are packed, and your passport is practically vibrating with excitement. But before you set sail and transform that cabin into your own private after-hours, let’s make sure you’re cruise-ready—Out & Untamed style.
This isn’t your grandma’s Princess Cruise. (Unless your grandma moonlights as a drag queen named Miss Baggage Claim.)
Solo Cruising? You Better Werk
Flying solo isn’t a setback—it’s a power move. LGBTQ+ cruises are social by design. Hit up the solo traveler mixers, dominate trivia night (especially during “Name That Pop Diva” rounds), and bond over excursions like ziplining or margarita tastings. You're never truly alone on a gay cruise—unless you want to be, and that’s completely valid too.
Be Adventurously You in Every Port
Every stop is a chance to live your fantasy. Whether you’re hiking tropical trails or sipping Aperol spritzes in the Mediterranean, own your moment. But always read the room:
Research local LGBTQ+ laws before stepping off the ship
Save the harness for theme night, not daytime city tours
Practice situational PDA—protect your peace without dimming your light
Douching at Sea: Clean Booty, Calm Seas
Let’s talk real talk. A clean queen is a confident queen—but water pressure onboard isn’t exactly built for thoroughness. Timing is everything.
Bottom’s Survival Kit:
A travel douche bulb (avoid the shower hose if you value your dignity)
Bottled water only—sink water in international waters is a gamble
Choose your moment wisely (ideally when your roommate is off mingling)
Bonus: A collapsible water bottle can double as a discreet rinse tool. Label wisely.
Find the Secret Queer Hotspots
Even on mixed cruises, LGBTQ+ folks find each other like glitter finds fabric. Keep an eye out for the signals:
Rainbow wristbands, tiny pride pins, or “accidental” mesh tanks
Friends-of-Dorothy meetups (yes, they still happen—and no, you don’t have to be named Dorothy)
The shirtless crowd staking out prime pool real estate before breakfast
Bonus tip: The spa’s steam room often doubles as a social lounge. Interpret that however you like.
Consent is Sexy—So is Safety
Whether you’re poolside flirting or navigating a cabin crawl after dark, make sure everyone’s on the same page. Enthusiastic consent isn’t optional—it’s required.
Cruise Night Essentials:
Condoms, lube, and whatever helps you feel confident and safe
Know your own status—and your partner’s
Consider PrEP if it’s right for you
And if someone’s not into it? That’s your cue to strut away like the diva you are
Your Cabin: Tiny, But Mighty (and Possibly Naughty)
Cruise cabins may be compact, but they can still serve main character energy. Bring the vibe.
Packing Suggestions:
A portable Bluetooth speaker for your pregame soundtrack
LED string lights or a neon flamingo lamp for ambiance
A cheeky door sign (“Beyoncé Slept Here” never fails)
Secret Code: A red Solo cup on the doorknob means “friendly visitors welcome.” Use at your own risk—and pleasure.
Grindr at Sea? Good Luck
Grindr and hookup apps tend to go full Titanic once you leave port. Wi-Fi is slower than a shy top at Pride, and GPS might as well be on another continent.
Out & Untamed Tip: Message your options before the ship sets sail. Treat port days like fantasy draft season. Once at sea, it’s all about hallway eye contact and serendipitous elevator rides.
Pack Like You’re Starring in a Floating Fashion Show
Cruise fashion is equal parts resort wear, gay gala, and a dash of “how did that get through security?” You’re not packing light—you’re packing legend.
Essentials:
Swimwear that says “hello sailor”
Theme night looks (plural—do not show up in jeans)
A statement caftan or kimono (trust us)
Sturdy heels or platforms for maximum slay
Optional—but recommended: glitter, fans, mesh, and confidence
Remember: Packing light is for straight people. You’re here to turn looks, not corners.
Choose the Right Cruise, Boo
Not all cruises serve the same fantasy. Want poolside drag shows, late-night dance parties, and diva karaoke? Go for an LGBTQ+ charter cruise. Prefer a chiller vibe with occasional rainbow sightings? Opt for a mainstream cruise with a strong LGBTQ+ following.
Pro Tip: Cruise lines like Atlantis, Olivia, and VACAYA throw full-throttle floating festivals that are 50% vacation, 50% gym-thirst-trap, and 100% unforgettable. If you’re single, pack extra swimwear—these cruises are part resort, part Tinder on water.
Cruising with Out & Untamed is about more than just getting away—it’s about showing up boldly, living loudly, and embracing every wild, glitter-filled, stiletto-stomping moment. Whether you're looking for love, a fling, or just an unforgettable time with your chosen family, the high seas have never looked so queer.
Now grab your passport, lace up those heels, and let’s get untamed.
Out & Untamed
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